me... telling a story...and being hilarious.
The hilarious Ginny-mother fucking-Leise.
Mehdi Barakchian, literally trapped in a closet when he popped his cherry.
Emmy Blotnick taking me for a spin.
December 3rd at 9:30 at the People's Improv Theater...at the very least...just watch the drunk promo...
http://thepit-nyc.com/show/awkward-sex-and-the-city-4/
http://thepit-nyc.com/show/awkward-sex-and-the-city-4/
Awwww yeahhhhhh bitches... TOMORROW! NOVEMBER 5TH. 9:30 P.M. THE PIT. MAINSTAGE.
http://www.youtube.com/v/AKZaX2q91qc?autohide=1&version=3&attribution_tag=uIzvQDn7-H6yHHJRIpZgtA&showinfo=1&autohide=1&feature=share&autoplay=1
http://www.youtube.com/v/AKZaX2q91qc?autohide=1&version=3&attribution_tag=uIzvQDn7-H6yHHJRIpZgtA&showinfo=1&autohide=1&feature=share&autoplay=1
I kind of needed this perspective/real talk this morning, so maybe you do to? Watch it. Carly (Blonde chick) was in my first show (and will be in the Dec. 3 show!) and she's hilarious and real.
...Julia, please be my BFFFFFFFF.
...Julia, please be my BFFFFFFFF.
Watch me drunkenly talk about the show....and then come to The People's Improv Theater on Oct. 8th @ 9:30 p.m.
Watch me drunkenly talk about the show....and then come to The People's Improv Theater on Oct. 8th @ 9:30 p.m.
I know I should just call, but I wanted you to have this written
down somewhere you could see it, whenever you needed something like this. And
texting this just seemed tacky (but so is a blog post).
Any who, like I said I love you and your family. Your father
is a great man, who did something special with his life and with yours.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry you have to go through this. I’m sorry
someone you love dearly was taken away from you. It’s not fair. It never is.
And anyone who says, “Everything happens for a reason,” can go kindly fuck
themselves. Well at least that’s my opinion on that saying.
Through this whole thing you’ve been nothing but a beacon of
strength, which many people are incapable of doing. And when things feel worse,
and those pesky emotions rear their ugly heads, I want you to remember that.
But I also want you to know that it’s okay to cry. This is a heartbreak of the
highest degree, and you don’t always have to be that strong, beautiful woman
that you are.
Call me, whenever you need someone to talk to, whenever you
need to vent, whenever you need to hear a cry that is so indescribably weird
that all you can do is laugh, cause it sounds like you a talking to a wailing
banshee on the other line.
I’m not a
pretty crier. It’s one of those ridiculous half-wails/half-can’t breath sobs
and the way I always get myself to stop crying is by looking in the
mirror. Works like a charm. Maybe
that’s what I’ll do for you. (Amongst other things). I’ll send a picture of me
crying. Keep it in your wallet whenever you need a good laugh.
I always feel like I’m never as good of a friend to you as
you are to me. You are amazing, and hilarious, and gorgeous. Your dad is a big
reason why you are so special today. Can you believe how old we are now? How
much we’ve changed and grown? Being an adult sucks.
Some of my favorite moments of college were driving home
with your dad freshman year. I don’t normally feel comfortable around adults
but he always made me feel at ease. He’s a jokester that one, with that special
jokester twinkle in his eye.
I am always here for you through this, just a
bus/train/plane ride away. Because I will get on a fucking plane for you, I
will drink my way into oblivion to step on that plane for you, and I wouldn’t
do that for many. But I warn you, I will be hammered when I make it to your
home. It will probably be better that way, though. Drunk Natalie knows how to
drink down the house! Sober Natalie, not so much.
I’m glad I get to see you soon, but I’m sorry it’s like
this. However, I will make sure it will be filled with the exact same things I
was planning on having us do already.
Booze. Booze. Booze.
Oh, and Carlos O’Kelly’s thrown in the mix somewhere. Or
maybe I’ll just drunkenly eat a whole pizza for you like the good ol’ days.
Anything you want babe, anything.
Because I love you.